1.The Last supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold
   2.The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in large font.
   3.There would have been a new edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
   4.The forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.
   5.Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
   6.Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.
   7.Place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
   8.Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
   9.Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and
     look like freshman.
  10.Instead of God creating the world in 6 days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night
     before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.