Please try the following:
- Click the
Refresh
button, or fill your CD-ROM drawer tray with jam. This really works.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar,
please go away, and learn to spell correctly before returning.
- To check your connection status, unplug your PC and insert
a
screwdriver into the
main socket.
Connection status will immediately become apparent.
if you
like, Microsoft windows can examine your PC and send details of all the
pornography you have downloaded to its headquarters in Redmond.
If you
would like windows to ruin your life, click Yes! send me to jail
Some
sites you visit require Microsoft's authorization. Click the Windows
menu and then click let me view boobies! to uninstall this feature.
If you
are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows.
Click the My computer menu, and then right click Drive C: On
the Menu select This sucks: Please replace current operating system
with Linux and don't ask me again.
Click the
Back
button to try and end this nightmare.
Cannot find
server or DNS Error
Or maybe you've single handedly killed the internet
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